For business or pleasure trips, most people invest the time seeking the best deal you can get on the internet for the best hotel you can afford. Well, you will never know what is lurking in your room.
I am in Nanjing for the weekend. Staying at the Lakeview Hotel with a fantastic view of the Xuan Wu Lake. Lakeview is a recently renovated hotel probably built in the late 1980s. They have done a remarkable job refurbishing the building and the rooms are really not too bad. Even got upgraded to the mini executive suite.
The first evening was uneventful.but wait!
Second night. I turned in after about 11:30 PM. Nothing abnormal. Nothing to raise any concerns. At 12:15 AM, approximately 45 minutes after I turned in, I was wakened up by what sounded like noise from upstairs. Sounds which I can only described with words as shifting, jumping, scratching and hustling.I cursed the upstairs neighbor for being really, well, un-neighborly. But then this is CHINA . Tried to get back to sleep but I couldn't. The noises persisted. Now manifesting itself with a vengeance!!
I got up from bed to survey the room and turned on the bed side lamp. A 25W low intensity variety (now, don't forget the room is a mini suite). The 25W lamp didn't do a whole lot of good lighting up the room but just enough to see the contents (and movements) in the bed room.
Noises stopped!!
I sat at the edge of my bed in a half-asleep mode. Intending to give it another minute or so before inserting myself back in the comfort of my bed. Then! There!! The noises reintroduced itself. I woke up with a complete startle. I am awake now!! The noises are very close by. Not through a concrete flooring as I have previously envisioned. Got up from the edge of the bed and began walking around the room. Nosies continued. Coming from the windows behind the drawn curtains. Well, I thought, it could be the intense rain drops hitting the panes of glass. Afterall, Nanjing has been raining the whole day. NO. It is not rain drop! It is more lively and has no rhythm to it. Just shifting, jumping, scratching and hustling.
With my weapon (a plastic Duracell flashlight) in hand, I proceeded to open the curtain a bit to confirm if my mind is playing tricks on me. There it was a RAT. Oh my God, I thought. A rat in my room. This would explain the shifting, jumping, scratching and hustling. I hustled back to the phone next to my bed and called housekeeping. What do I do now? Attempting to catching the damn rodent my myself? Wait for the cavalier to show up? What?? What??? What????
No more than 30 second after placing the call, the critter crawled out from behind the curtain. NO, it was not a rat. It glared at me. Straight at my direction as if I just eat out on him (no punt intended here). It has the look of a rodent but has wings. YES! It was a damn BAT. Red eyes, ears and wings! The works! Upon presenting itself, it began to checkout the mini suite by doing no less than twenty low flying sorties. On a few passes, it actually buzzed by my head. I began to think it was in his attack mode. The bat was quick agile and hated the light apparently and therefore seeking a darker spot of which there were none. By this time I had every light bulb in the room on overtime. Finally, the critter landed next to my can of diet coke. By now, I realized the critter is B-I-G-G-E-R than the can of diet coke!!!
After 5 minutes of battling with the vampire the cavalier arrived. It was captured after another 10 minutes of, screaming, prodding, running, and finally military maneuvers.
Moral of the story here.
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